The Dust

Frank had a bike
He rode it there
He rode it here
It was one big ride
The ride to anywhere

Frank met Gus
They drank here
They drank there
It was one big bender
They bended everywhere

Gus bet Frank
He could drink here
He could ride there
It was a sure thing
Till his brains were everywhere

Frank met God
He was there
He was here
He was The Big Guy
He was damn near... well, you know

Frank asked God:
"What the hell happened?"
God paused
The God spoke:
"Please Frank, call me Gus."

Dick.